- You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere
- Those issues of Reader's Digest just can't come fast enough
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
- All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age
- You actually want socks for Christmas
- You and your teeth don't sleep together
- You remember when the Dead Sea was only sick
- Your address book has mostly names that start with "Dr."
- People call at 9:00 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- You take a metal detector to the beach
I read these in a book today and found myself laughing out loud at some of them. :-D
From: Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris ... page 181