"Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be free indeed."

Saturday, April 25, 2009

You know you're getting older when . . .

  • You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere
  • Those issues of Reader's Digest just can't come fast enough
  • Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
  • All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age
  • You actually want socks for Christmas
  • You and your teeth don't sleep together
  • You remember when the Dead Sea was only sick
  • Your address book has mostly names that start with "Dr."
  • People call at 9:00 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  • You take a metal detector to the beach

I read these in a book today and found myself laughing out loud at some of them. :-D

From: Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris ... page 181

1 comment:

Louai said...

ha ha ,

so pleased ,but so sad at the same time cause i am sure we all will be sooner or later !

thank you for this ,really nice!